Don’t Fiddle (Till You See The Whites Of Their Thighs) by Kenneth Harding

First Line(s)

There are those who will tell you that the insurance business is dull and uninteresting. Now if you happen to be in an office all day working with figures-and I don't mean the flesh and blood kind-or dictating correspondence into a sexless machine or being a file clerk who happens to be male and therefore doesn't get whistles from girls when he bends over (and I assure you that I don't want whistles from my own sex because I happen to be a cocksmith and not a queen), then you probably would accept that generalization.

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Jack Warren, a very potent insurance investigator, exhausts his loins while tracking down a Stradivarius, stolen from the beautiful Mona Wilhelm, the all woman leader of an all woman orchestra. Mona perfects a tyrannical hold over her Lesbian lovers in the band, but Jack discovers that most of the lady musicians swing both ways very well!! The possessive Mona, the sadomasochistic Penny, the one hundred per cent dyke Elsie, the “frigid” Gloria all find Jack’s courtly and cocky manners irresistible!!