Don’t Get Me Started by Kate Clinton

Don’t Get Me Started

Kate Clinton

Let’s get one thing straight. I’m not. I’m out and proud. When I’m out and it’s raining I carry an umbrella. I used to be in but I hate the smell of mothballs. My closet was huge, complete with a foyer, turnstile, a few dead bolts, and a burglar alarm that had to be deactivated before I could even touch the door handle. And then there was the storm door. It wasn’t until I had lived and slept with a woman for a year that it occurred to me to ask, ‘Do you think we’re lesbians?’ By the way, never come out to your father in a moving vehicle. Now I’ve written a book. It’s not as easy as it looks. One night, I was working late on my computer when a little message came up on the screen, ‘You are almost out of memory.’ Here are my thoughts and observations on everything from gay marriage (Mad Vow Disease) to my morbid fear of mascots (with the exception of the San Diego Chicken). That’s all I’m going to say because I don’t want to spoil it for you. That’s a job for Jesse Helms.

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Details

ISBN 9780345430168
Genre Autobiography/Biography; Humor
Copyright Date 1998
Publication Date 04-Jan-00
Publisher Ballantine Books
Format Trade Paperback
No. of Pages 208
Notes Lambda Literary Award Finalist
Language English
Rating Good
Paper Type Electronic & Audio Format Available
Subject Biography & Autobiography / Entertainment & Performing Arts; Comedians; Comedians/ United States/ Biography; Lesbians; Lesbians/ United States/ Biography
BookID 3214

Author: LFWBooks