Naughty Little Secrets
Mary Wilbon
SLICK
People used to tell me I was a dead ringer for Halle Berry. Okay, most of them were criminals and I was pointing a gun at their heads, but a compliment’s a compliment. I used to be a cop, by the way, before I took over security for my girlfriend’s multi-million-dollar clam conglomerate. Say that three times fast. Now it’s just me, Laura, our dog Garbo, the butler, and about forty of our closest friends, all drunk, all about to turn our hors d’oeuvres into permanent carpet stains. There’s a joke in here somewhere… but I’ll need a drink to find it…
LAURA
‘Let’s do a costume Christmas party; it’ll be a blast!’ Yeah, right. YOU try wriggling a mermaid costume over actual hips. It seemed like a good idea at the time, you know, me the rich socialite clam mogul in the aquatic themed outfit. Guess it’s good that I’m not a proctologist… So it’s just another party at our house with the usual assortment of movie stars, politicians, ex-cops, ex-cons, and bartenders. Thank God for the bartenders. I have a feeling I’m going to need it since my butler Judson says there’s soemthing really important he needs to tell me… some naughty little secret he says is also very dangerous…
Like a warped version of Sex And The City meets The Thin Man, NAUGHTY LITTLE SECRETS is a wild romp through martinis, murder, embezzlement, martinis, ‘Homey-sexual’ cops, bad musicals, community theatre from hell, martinis, sex, seduction, betrayal, double martinis, and New Jersey… and possibly the most fun you can have between the covers…
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Details
| ISBN | 758206089 |
| Genre | Mystery |
| Publication Date | Aug-04 |
| Publisher | Kensington |
| Format | Hardcover |
| No. of Pages | 320 |
| Series | Cassandra Slick Mysteries |
| # in Series | 1 |
| Rating | NotRated |
| BookID | 8714 |
