Promises, Promises
A Romp with Plenty of Dykes, a Unicorn, an Ogre, an Oracle, a Quest, a Princess, and True Love with a Happily Ever After
L-J Baker
A gleaming white unicorn.
A flower from an ogre.
Sandy Blunt, witch, has big dreams but C-average magic skills. Her only noteworthy talent is for paying extravagant compliments to women. Trouble is, when she uses that gift, she unwittingly foretells the future for a pretty princess. The punishment for prophesying about one of royal blood is death. With the help of ill-assorted companions, including a self-proclaimed princess in disguise with a wild imagination, a self-absorbed member of the royal guard, and the not-so-average girl next door, Sandy has a year and a day to travel to far-flung places encountering such dangerous creatures as a dragon who writes awful poetry, slovenly elves, and boarding house landladies to collect the weird and magical items needed to turn her prophecies into promises and so evade the executioner.
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Details
| ISBN | 9781590213377 |
| Genre | Humor; Speculative Fiction |
| Copyright Date | 2011 |
| Publication Date | Mar-11 |
| Publisher | Lethe Press |
| Format | Trade Paperback |
| No. of Pages | 234 |
| Language | English |
| Rating | NotRated |
| Paper Type | Electronic Format Available |
| Subject | Lesbians – Fiction; Quests (Expeditions) – Fiction |
| BookID | 10171 |
