{"id":22817,"date":"2011-04-03T09:33:34","date_gmt":"2011-04-03T09:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lesbianfunworld.com\/books\/?p=22817"},"modified":"2011-04-03T09:33:34","modified_gmt":"2011-04-03T09:33:34","slug":"get-custody-of-the-cat-by-becky-j-rhush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesbianfunworld.com\/books\/get-custody-of-the-cat-by-becky-j-rhush\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Custody Of The Cat by Becky J. Rhush"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Get Custody Of The Cat<\/em><\/h2>\n

Lesbian’s Guide to Surviving Break-Ups<\/em><\/h3>\n

Becky J. Rhush<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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The How-To Handbook for Revenge, Lesbionage, and Getting Over Her!<\/p>\n

A fun and light hearted romp through the break-up trenches of the lesbian relationship, Get Custody of the Cat will bring you out better than you went in. Helpful, laugh-out-loud funny, and uplifting, this boot camp will help you enjoy the journey back to YOU. Learn survival tactics such as Lesbionage, revenge, and getting over her. Ellen Degeneres’ rambling meets Chelsea Handler’s sarcasm, Get Custody of the Cat is a must read for any self respecting lesbian!<\/p>\n

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Has your girlfriend cheated on you? <\/p>\n

Has your girlfriend cheated on you with a hideous skank? <\/p>\n

Are you heartbroken? <\/p>\n

Do you find yourself struggling to get over that conniving she devil? <\/p>\n

If so, STOP. You have found the perfect book. <\/p>\n

Learn skills like: <\/p>\n

Getting your stuff back. <\/p>\n

Getting your confidence back! <\/p>\n

Fulfilling ALL your revenge fantasies. <\/p>\n

Laughing instead of crying\u0085 at her expense. <\/p>\n

Getting your sweet dance moves on. <\/p>\n

Watching movies that make the pain go away. <\/p>\n

Making her want YOU back. <\/p>\n

Pranks that make you feel 17 again. <\/p>\n

Succeeding at your \u0091post-ex’ goals. <\/p>\n

Weight loss tips so she EATS IT. (And not the way she wants). <\/p>\n

High tech tricks. <\/p>\n

Getting back on the proverbial lesbian horse. (And we all know it’s a glittery and majestic unicorn). <\/p>\n

Laughing your way back to a BETTER YOU. <\/p>\n

And much, much more! <\/p>\n

Become the new and improved you! Too cool for your ex, but just cool enough to make her hate herself for letting you go!<\/p>\n

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