{"id":23967,"date":"2018-10-17T10:55:02","date_gmt":"2018-10-17T10:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lesbianfunworld.com\/books\/?p=23967"},"modified":"2018-10-17T10:55:02","modified_gmt":"2018-10-17T10:55:02","slug":"confessions-of-a-failed-southern-lady-by-florence-king-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesbianfunworld.com\/books\/confessions-of-a-failed-southern-lady-by-florence-king-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Confessions Of A Failed Southern Lady by Florence King"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Confessions Of A Failed Southern Lady<\/em><\/h2>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><\/em><\/h3>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Florence King<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady is Florence King&#8217;s classic memoir of her upbringing in an eccentric Southern family, told with all the uproarious wit and gusto that has made her one of the most admired writers in the country. 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